On being a dick and flipping the bird to religion: mitzvot458.c

A good reason to call oneself an "atheist" rather than "agnostic" is if you hold the opinion that existing religion must be actively challenged.

You may remember the "nullify the vegetarian moral crusade" campaign by Maddox: "for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three". This is similar in principle. Every time you observe the 458th mitzvot, I'm going to break it several million times.

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I can but dream.

Today I saw a community, bored, which says

If you request membership in bored, I will come to your PERSONAL JOURNAL and call you a fucking idiot.

Now, that sounds like fun. The world needs more abuse-on-demand services like that. I'm going to request membership.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

Celebs Ignore Death, Poverty on MTV Enviro Series
A new MTV series features Hollywood celebrities praising the developing world's primitive lifestyles as earth-friendly -- despite those poor nations' high infant mortality rates and short life expectancies.

The eco-tourism show, called "Trippin'," premiered on March 28 and was heavily promoted in the runup to Earth Day. The show encourages environmental awareness and lauds traditional tribal lifestyles, which lack running water, electricity and other basic infrastructure.
Barrymore, apparently enthralled by the lack of a modern sanitary facilities, gleefully bragged, "I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome."

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Leave it to... Lammy!

This is so cool! pixyteri made me an Um Jammer Lammy shirt! She is absolutely the bestest and gets megahugs from me ^o^

I've been running around Edinburgh with it (well... how else am I going to get to the show on time?), justinep took pictures.

This is the coolest t-shirt ever!


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I am Jack's sincere admiration of belts

So, this past week or so has brought a bundle of new experiences to me. I discovered how fucking sexy it is to wear a belt.

I've occasionally worn belts in the past, but I've generally considered them pointless. Why not just get trousers that fit? Now, I have a load of trousers that are one size too large for me and insufficient funding to buy a whole new wardrobe. I'll wait until they're two sizes too large before recycling them.

The belt is essentially sexy as fuck. Firstly, the buckle draws attention in a "yo motherfuckers, check out my package" style. Secondly, the permanent cinching is like having disembodied hands hugging your waist. Finally, and most importantly, the act of unclasping the belt lets you know you mean business. You might just be going to the toilet or getting ready for sleep, but you mean business. The trousers aren't even unbuttoned and you mean business.

The belt exudes sexuality. I'm so glad to have found it.

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